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I’m losing my mind Today at three. I’ve had this appointment For the past few weeks, you see, I’m losing my mind; To be resold for a fee. Although I may not be brilliant, It just shouldn’t be free. Going from left to right, From the in– to outside, Every sulcus and gyrus Turns my skull to a shell. From the left to the right, From the in– to outside, Every gyrus and sul– Kiss my skull goodbye. I’m losing my mind, And if I refer a friend, I can get another operation free If it’s redeemed by the tenth. I’m losing my mind, To the man on T.V., He said that there’s so much more For me in charity Going from left to right, From the in– to outside, Every sulcus and gyrus Turns my skull to a shell. From the left to the right, From the in– to outside, Every gyrus and sul– Kiss my skull goodbye. Gone from left to right, From the in– to outside, Now all I have is closed eyes And my skull, turned to a shell. Yeah, that's right! Oh well...