Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, my friend! Why are you beating down this camper's door? Let me show you how it's done. Good morning Emagination! It's 7 o'clock in the morning And it's time to get out of bed It's time to brush your teeth and comb your heads It's 7 o'clock in the morning And it's time to get out of bed It's time to brush your teeth and comb your heads You all gotta get outta that bed 'Cause you gotta get that Bedhead outta your bed, oh Uncover yourself from those sheets, oh So go ahead and get out of bed And then you walk those two feet on the floor With those two feet on the floor! It's 7 o'clock in the morning and it's time to get out of bed (Oh, yeah then you should probably walk out the door and) Maybe you should go ahead and brush your face as well (Maybe do some laps down the hallway to wake up all the way) Oh, or if you really wanna be clean You can take a shower if you know what I mean! But either way, you need to get out of bed 'Cause it's 7 o'clock in the morning And it's time to get out of bed It's time to brush your teeth and comb your head No! I'm not gonna leave your doorway. no! I'm just gonna stand here and Yell at you in song form Oh, And then say oh (Till you wake up) My goodness, why are you still in bed? I was just at your doorway 5 minutes ago Yes oh yeah let's get out of bed Take your butt right out of that bed Take the covers off of your silly head And throw your feet on the floor! It's 7 o'clock in the morning And it's time to get out of bed You really gotta brush those teefies And comb those fuzzies off the top of your head Oh, it's 7 o'clock in the 7 o'clock in the 7 o'clock in the morning, oh (Chicka chaka I said moo hama, n') It's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah, it's time to get out of bed) It's 7 o'clock Ooh, it's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah, it's time to get out of bed) It's 7 o'clock (Sing it with me!) It's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah) It's 7 o'clock (Both feet on the floor!) It's 7 o'clock It's 7 o'clock (I can't hear you!) It's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah, it's time to get out of bed) It's 7 o'clock (Don't mumble it into the wall, now!) It's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah, it's time to get out of bed) It's 7 o'clock (It's) It's 7 o'clock (Dude yeah) (7 o'clock) It's 7 o'clock (In the morning) It's 7 o'clock (Here we) It's 7 o'clock (Go out of) Be--! Oh, It's 7:15 in the morning And it's time to get out of bed! Here we go, already! Already on our way to being late For our date with the Seasons food Om nom nom nom nom nom, good! Let's not be rude So let's get ready for Seasons So we can fill our bellies With delicious (nutritious) food And stuff our face, except with No dessert for breakfast! 'Cause you gotta eat less! Water before soda! You should already know, huh!? Food! Not enough to overflow your plate with Anything from Eggs or wraps or Ham or lamb or (PB and J or) Chicken sandwiches or (Lots of fruit or) (Don't eat pizza) Anything that tastes so fricking (Anything that tastes so) (That's not good for you!) Good and is good for you! (Fricking good 'n' is good for you!) It's 7 o'clock in the morning Just kidding, it's actually 7:30 (And it's time to get out of bed) It's 7:30 in the morning Why are you still in your bed? Yo, if you're really tired Then we can give you an early bedtime So we don't have to go through The same thing tomorrow morning It's 7:45 in the morning And it's super duper really time to get out of bed (for realsies!) Feet on the floor You'll head out the door Meet your camper group once more Say "hello" with a smile :) And go down to the morning meeting! Alright, seriously, let's go. C'mon! Go! Get out of bed! No, get! Go! Unh, get!

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright (Good?) Come on and shower and welcome to the shower Come on and shower, if you wanna shower Hey you, whatcha gonna do (Shower!) Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do (Shower!) Hey you, whatcha gonna Party people in the house, let's go It's your boy, Jay Ski a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To shower, all in your face Whassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space kaboom Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and shower Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, take a shower QCD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the shower (shower, shower) Here's your chance, do your dance at the shower jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the shower jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon all the fellas sayin', "Whoop, there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies sayin', "Whoop, there it is" Now all the fellas sayin', "Whoop, there it is" C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot baby C'mon and shower, and welcome to the shower C'mon and shower, if you wanna shower C'mon and shower, and welcome to the shower C'mon and shower, if you wanna jam Slam, bam, thank you, shower Get on the floor and jam It's QCD on the microphone Girl, you got me in a zone C'mon, c'mon and start the game Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the bass 3-1-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, one on one You run the, "O" and I run the "D" So c'mon baby just jam for me Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the shower jam (shower, shower) Here's your chance, do your dance at the space shower, alright (There it is!) Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the shower jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the shower jam, alright (There it is!) Hey ladies, (yeah) Y'all ready to shower? (No) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) 'Cuz it's a slam jam Fellas, yeah Y'all ready to shower, (No) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) It's time to slam jam Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the shower jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the shower jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the space jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam, alright

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Take a shower! You know what time it is, kids It's that time at night to Take a shower A-take a shower, c'mon Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower! C'mon, let's get out of the rooms, and then you should Take a shower Your head smells like grease It looks it too Your head smells like butt No, that's not normal! You should Take a shower! Take a shower! Take a shower! Take a shower and see the nurse If you do both of those two things first Then you can go down to the first floor Camp store! Take a shower and see the nurse If you do both of those two things first Then you can go down to the first floor Camp store! Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower! Take a shower! Take a Shower! Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower hey! Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower hey! Take a shower and take a shower and Then take a shower and take another more Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower, hey! Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower, heyeey! Oo ooo Take a shower and take a shower and Take a shower and see the nurse A-take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Take a shower take a shower Eyyeyeyeyeybajkrbalejrk Take a shower Take a shower A-take a shower Take a shower I'm just standing here at your door Telling you to take just a shower more I don't care if you say that you took one this morning I don't believe it 'cause I didn't see a thing Take a shower and Take a shower and Take a shower and Take a Shower Uhh uoh ooh yeahuoyuoyuoyuoyuoy... Bff ht-d-d-d-dn ktch deem Boh woh woh woh woh woh kuh D-d-d-dj-j-j-j-Jub says to Take a shower T-t-take a shower Please take a shower Take a take a shower With lots of water and soap (*pop* ts) Take a Showerrieeyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyeah Take a shower Take a shower Take a Shower take a shower take a Shower Get clean right now! You smell just like a- Never mind Take a shower and Take a shower and Take a Showerrr Yeaheeyeaheeyeaheeyeah You smell! I can smell it from here, the hallway! Your room smells just like you do when you don't shower, which is just a little too much! (C, E flat, C...) (Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower A-take a shower Take a shower) TAKE A SHOWER! TAKE A SHOWER! Take a shower please! Make my job easy! You need to get in that line! (Oo oo, take a shower) Take a shower A-t-t-t-take a shower T-t-t-t-t-t-take a shower A-take a shower T-t-take a T-t-take a T-take a T-t-t-take a Don't forget your shampoo And your soap too Soap is your friend! Soap is your friend! Take a shower Take a shower Don't forget your towel Get your change of clothes Everything you need! (That took way too long)

(Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower Take a shower (Woo!) Take a shower Take a shower Take (SHUT UP) a shower! Ye Ye ye Ye Ye ye Shower!) (J-u-b 2014, here we go!) I’m sweaty! My clothes wet and heavy, Got my shampoo and towel, behold, I’m ready To take a shower! Use hydro power! I need the feel of clean water, can’t stand another hour Of this powerful smell! I’m wrapped in a shell Of dried-up sweat, My skin is fried-up, dead At this point, only running water can save me! I sprint swiftly over to the bathroom and maybe, I won’t have to wait in line For this treatment so fine But no, there’s folks in front of me, I count a total of nine, (Oh no, what, what what what Tick tock tick tock Waitin' in line in the hallway) I just gotta wait a few minutes, then the bath will be mine! Soon, I can get my very own shower time! I can’t express how much I look forward towards it! Why you taking so long? Shower time is precious, don’t hoard it! Look at this shower train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! Look at this shower train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! Look at this shower train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! Look at this shower train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! Look at this shower train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! Look at this power train, I can’t wait to board it, But I’ll get my turn, I’m gonna fight to ensure it! (Feels like I'm taking a shower in zero gravity...that's pretty trippy...ooo...) (Swiggity swooty, here we gooty) (Insert camp meme here) (Ho ho ho, merry Jubmas to all, and to all a good night! Ah ah ah...) (Never had a shower quite like this before...hm.) (From the J to the U to the B, I'm out.)